Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I used to pride myself on being impervious to the sentimentalities of soap opera, but when that loveliest of actresses, Rachel Gurney, of Upstairs, Downstairs, perished on the Titanic, I wept so convulsively and developed such anorexia that I had to be force-fed.

S. J. Perelman's Popular Quotes

I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing.

- S. J. Perelman

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

- S. J. Perelman

The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.

- S. J. Perelman

I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds.

- S. J. Perelman

If, at the close of business each evening, I myself can understand what I've written, I feel the day hasn't been totally wasted.

- S. J. Perelman

I loathe writing. On the other hand I'm a great believer in money.

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I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartets, chamber music, and cantatas.

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There is such a thing as too much couth.

- S. J. Perelman

This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.

- S. J. Perelman