Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

Carrot Top's Popular Quotes

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh…

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

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Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

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