If you want to take down your opponent, you do it tactically, point by point.

- Hasan Minhaj

When it comes to matters of health, it's the one thing you can't control. Being healthy is the crown that only the sick can see. A lot of times, we t…

- Hasan Minhaj

Be as honest with yourself as possible, and try to make friends with people who like you for you - not an iteration of who you are, or who you think …

- Hasan Minhaj

If I want people to be empathetic to my struggle - they don't see hate crimes at the mosque, they don't see people screaming at their cousins, brothe…

- Hasan Minhaj

It is an important time to speak out on Islamaphobia. I truly believe in the inherent goodness in people, and there are people willing to be allies. …

- Hasan Minhaj

I will say that the thing that I use too much, and I need to stop, but the F-word is pretty great. When you say it, it's so viscerally strong. It als…

- Hasan Minhaj

I try to look at it like an angry optimist. In other words, I'm not happy with the state of affairs that we have. The rise of nationalism under the g…

- Hasan Minhaj

A lot of times, especially when it comes to political debates, people get caught up in esoteric statistics. So the realest thing I can do that has no…

- Hasan Minhaj

I'm very, very specific about sneakers. I've always been a fan. It's not just certain brands, it's also the model of the shoe, the cut of the shoe, t…

- Hasan Minhaj