Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

Artie Lange's Popular Quotes

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

- Artie Lange

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

- Artie Lange

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

- Artie Lange

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

- Artie Lange

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

- Artie Lange

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - …

- Artie Lange

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

- Artie Lange

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

- Artie Lange

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

- Artie Lange