When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

- Dean Martin

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

- Dean Martin

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

- Dean Martin

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato jui…

- Dean Martin

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

- Dean Martin

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

- Dean Martin

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

- Dean Martin

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

- Dean Martin

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

- Dean Martin