Museums, I love museums.

- Tony Randall

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have a permanent Acting Company

- Tony Randall

Sooner or later, we sell out for money

- Tony Randall

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

- Tony Randall

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes, and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the co…

- Tony Randall

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting

- Tony Randall

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00 in the evening. You've been in make-up since 8:30 in the morning waiting…

- Tony Randall

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back to the Greeks, are part of everybody's heritage. It's just like in music,…

- Tony Randall

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father

- Tony Randall