My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

- Ann Widdecombe

I cannot bear the language TV chefs use - they don't seem able to look at a plate of vegetables without accusing it of sexual activity.

- Ann Widdecombe

I was walking across King's Cross station when a drunken Irishman came stumbling up and flung his arms around me. He wanted to thank me for the peace…

- Ann Widdecombe

I think the rest of the world will think we're made, and indeed we are. We've turned out the greatest Prime Minister in the post war years simply bec…

- Ann Widdecombe

We also heard the usual old nonsense that banning hunting would affect employment if we abolished crime we would put all the police out of work. If …

- Ann Widdecombe

The abuse of children is the worst offence that anybody can commit.

- Ann Widdecombe

I stay on terra firma: the more firm, the less terror.

- Ann Widdecombe

In politics there is no right answer - and no final answer.

- Ann Widdecombe

The instant you say All Quiet On The Western Front people remember that great 20th century classic book on war, a book about a school boy turned into…

- Ann Widdecombe