In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.

- Warren Eckstein

Many of us have to spell words such as "out," "cookie," and "bath" when conversing with other people, lest we unnecessarily excite our pets. And even…

- Warren Eckstein

People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own.

- Warren Eckstein