In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

- Irena Chalmers

Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong.

- Irena Chalmers

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

- Irena Chalmers

In this uncertain world, the food is disposable. It is the wrappings that are permanent.

- Irena Chalmers