In the theatre the audience want to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

- Tristan Bernard

God created the world, but it is the devil who keeps it going.

- Tristan Bernard

Men are always sincere. They change sincerities, that's all.

- Tristan Bernard

To lead others out of darkness, let them see your light.

- Tristan Bernard

To have grown wise and kind is real success.

- Tristan Bernard

To live happily with other people one should ask of them only what they can give.

- Tristan Bernard

To ignore your conscience is to invite trouble.

- Tristan Bernard

A critic is a virgin who would teach Don Juan how to make love.

- Tristan Bernard

When we are not rich enough to be able to purchase happiness, we must not approach to near and gaze on it in shop windows.

- Tristan Bernard