I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of u…

- Yahtzee Croshaw

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

- Yahtzee Croshaw

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he f…

- Yahtzee Croshaw

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

- Yahtzee Croshaw

Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future, rather than a m…

- Yahtzee Croshaw

If you ask me, the hypothetical zenith of gaming technology is direct neural interface - no body to hamper you and your brain is in whatever you want…

- Yahtzee Croshaw

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

- Yahtzee Croshaw

For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now, I've nev…

- Yahtzee Croshaw

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

- Yahtzee Croshaw