I get criticized for anything I do.

- Jose Canseco

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

- Jose Canseco

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

- Jose Canseco

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

- Jose Canseco

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

- Jose Canseco

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

- Jose Canseco

These individuals on steroids, does it enhance their career, does it give them a little more strength, a little more stamina, a little more psycholog…

- Jose Canseco

I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

- Jose Canseco

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

- Jose Canseco