Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.

P. J. O'Rourke's Popular Quotes

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Most of the people who have grabbed hold of climate change and greenhouse gases, pollution, oil dependency - they have another motive, and their moti…

- P. J. O'Rourke

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Last year, on a long car trip, I was listening to Rush Limbaugh shout. I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. I…

- P. J. O'Rourke

In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election

- P. J. O'Rourke

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

- P. J. O'Rourke

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

- P. J. O'Rourke

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

- P. J. O'Rourke