But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.
Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush. - Tim Dorsey
Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.
- Tim Dorsey
Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never… - Tim Dorsey
Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never…
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. - Tim Dorsey
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.
A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity wit… - Tim Dorsey
A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity wit…
My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rate… - Tim Dorsey
My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rate…
I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it. - Tim Dorsey
I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.
It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up. - Tim Dorsey
It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.
Nothing builds confidence like live ammo. - Tim Dorsey
Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer com… - Tim Dorsey
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer com…
Login to join the discussion
Login to join the discussion