An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. - Darynda Jones
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
- Darynda Jones
Do not disturb. Already there. - Darynda Jones
Do not disturb. Already there.
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Darynda Jones
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. - Darynda Jones
I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance. - Darynda Jones
I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther… - Darynda Jones
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther…
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D… - Darynda Jones
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D…
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT - Darynda Jones
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT - Darynda Jones
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
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