I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn.

- Gilbert Harding

If, Sir, I possessed the power of conveying unlimited sexual attraction through the potency of my voice, I would not be reduced to accepting a misera…

- Gilbert Harding

I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily.

- Gilbert Harding

A judge said that all his experience, both as counsel and judge, had been spent sorting out the difficulties of people who, upon the recommendation o…

- Gilbert Harding