I rise today to discuss the National Intelligence Reform bill. I commend my colleagues in both Houses for their hard work in coming to an agreement. …

- Theodore Stevens

The Internet...is a series of tubes.

- Theodore Stevens

The agency that is so strict on the way Americans keep their books cannot even pass a financial audit.

- Theodore Stevens

People who vote against this today are voting against me and I will not forget.

- Theodore Stevens

I do have concerns about the current efforts to restructure our nation's intelligence community.

- Theodore Stevens

I would urge that we all use a little bit of caution in dealing with an issue that is so vital to our national security.

- Theodore Stevens

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.

- Theodore Stevens

The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen.

- Theodore Stevens

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got ta…

- Theodore Stevens