Steve McManaman once described Zinedine Zidane as ridiculous. You can't get a higher compliment than that.

- Jason Mcateer

It all went a bit grape-shaped.

- Jason Mcateer

Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his business in the middle of the park.

- Jason Mcateer

What is your position at the company? Right back.

- Jason Mcateer

We seem to be a side that if we don't score we get beat.

- Jason Mcateer

No matter how much you're expecting it, it's still unexpected when it comes.

- Jason Mcateer