I don't need to be enlightned. I have a killfile.

- Rob Campbell

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.

- Rob Campbell

I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program.

- Rob Campbell

Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.

- Rob Campbell

Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put…

- Rob Campbell

Chicks dig webmasters.

- Rob Campbell