It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

- George Lindsey

It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.

- George Lindsey

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. …

- George Lindsey

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

- George Lindsey

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

- George Lindsey