I got it all, I got the money, I got the looks, I got the brainpower

- Shane Mcmahon

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

- Shane Mcmahon

It was me, Dad, that hired Stone Cold back. Dad, it was me!

- Shane Mcmahon

Get the steppin' This is my show, I'm running things, here!

- Shane Mcmahon