How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Health food makes me sick.
- Calvin Trillin
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions. - Calvin Trillin
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.
There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California. - Calvin Trillin
There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. - Calvin Trillin
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease. - Calvin Trillin
Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.
Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work. - Calvin Trillin
Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it … - Calvin Trillin
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it …
I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas. - Calvin Trillin
I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.
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