It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

- Charles E. Mckenzie

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

- Charles E. Mckenzie