The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg …

- Thom Yorke

Sonic the hedgehog is a beautiful statement on capitalism. You spend your whole life collecting yellow rings and then hit one spike and lose them all…

- Thom Yorke

I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enoug…

- Thom Yorke

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

- Thom Yorke

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

- Thom Yorke

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

- Thom Yorke

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

- Thom Yorke

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

- Thom Yorke

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

- Thom Yorke