You can take this job and shove it because I quit.

- Jim Ross

Business is about to pick up here!

- Jim Ross

I think I'm vision-impaired!

- Jim Ross

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

- Jim Ross

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

- Jim Ross

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.

- Jim Ross

To hell with Trish's nose!

- Jim Ross

It's a Slobberknocker!

- Jim Ross

It is a human demolition derby!

- Jim Ross