I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

- Steve Martin

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

- Steve Martin

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

- Steve Martin

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

- Steve Martin

Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.

- Steve Martin

Be so good they can't ignore you.

- Steve Martin

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

- Steve Martin

It's not what you know, it's what you think you know.

- Steve Martin

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

- Steve Martin