A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

- Jane Wagner

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.

- Jane Wagner

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like…

- Jane Wagner

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

- Jane Wagner

Reality is just a collective hunch.

- Jane Wagner

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

- Jane Wagner

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

- Jane Wagner

When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.

- Jane Wagner

... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.

- Jane Wagner