If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!

- Cesar Romero

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

- Cesar Romero

Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.

- Cesar Romero

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

- Cesar Romero

I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

- Cesar Romero

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

- Cesar Romero

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

- Cesar Romero

I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.

- Cesar Romero

If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin…

- Cesar Romero