I didn't really think about becoming a professional artist until high school, when I realized that everything else required too much math.

- Phil Foglio

My only requirement for that first story was that there had to be a fight or an explosion on every page. Naturally, no one wanted to publish it, but …

- Phil Foglio

Klaus Wulfenbach: Was my son upset? Bangladesh DuPree: Oh, him? Yeah! He's all set to be a hero and rescue her--and then he finds out he'd need firep…

- Phil Foglio

Marie clasped her hands together and looked vulnerable. Payne flinched. “The only time you don’t tell me something is when you think it’s dangerous, …

- Phil Foglio

One of the characteristics I cherish in my friends is their childlike gullibility, and several excited minutes were spent trying to actually find thi…

- Phil Foglio

Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole bunch of other people wa…

- Phil Foglio

I've also been busy doing stuff for Steve Jackson Games.

- Phil Foglio

As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as a role model, I created the first B…

- Phil Foglio

Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.

- Phil Foglio