I've always wanted to have a book published - it was a dream of mine, but the thought of actually writing a book made me feel really sick.
I collect things that just look retarded. - Ahmet Zappa
I collect things that just look retarded.
- Ahmet Zappa
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible. - Ahmet Zappa
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating. - Ahmet Zappa
I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating.
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the… - Ahmet Zappa
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the…
The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't communicate very well. I am like Captain Run-on Sente… - Ahmet Zappa
The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't communicate very well. I am like Captain Run-on Sente…
I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but things were a lot more difficult when I was younger. - Ahmet Zappa
I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but things were a lot more difficult when I was younger.
My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might be beef stroganoff. - Ahmet Zappa
My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might be beef stroganoff.
I think what my father appreciated was the science experiment of life. He had these kids, and they had their own experiences. He wanted us to discove… - Ahmet Zappa
I think what my father appreciated was the science experiment of life. He had these kids, and they had their own experiences. He wanted us to discove…
When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn that in. I got praised for my imagination. - Ahmet Zappa
When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn that in. I got praised for my imagination.
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