I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.
I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did. - Maryjanice Davidson
I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
- Maryjanice Davidson
Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers? - Maryjanice Davidson
Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?
Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vo… - Maryjanice Davidson
Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vo…
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You… - Maryjanice Davidson
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You…
You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please. - Maryjanice Davidson
You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.
Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know. - Maryjanice Davidson
Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.
He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes. - Maryjanice Davidson
He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.
Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus? - Maryjanice Davidson
Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?
Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER! - Maryjanice Davidson
Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!
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