I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.

- Andrew Gurland

It's easy to respect a general, but it's hard to love them.

- Andrew Gurland

Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get marri…

- Andrew Gurland

I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids.

- Andrew Gurland

When you have children, that's when your relationship really gets tested.

- Andrew Gurland