I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to take stock.

- Milt Gross

Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of e…

- Milt Gross

The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.

- Milt Gross