My life has been, I suppose, the most incredible series of highs and lows.

- Craig Charles

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

- Craig Charles

It's evolve or die, really, you have to evolve, you have to move on otherwise it just becomes stagnant.

- Craig Charles

Coming from having absolutely nothing to having a few grand in the bank, it was a big culture leap. I think that's why I went off the rails a bit rea…

- Craig Charles

I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties.

- Craig Charles

Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them.

- Craig Charles

I'm busy and that's the way I like it - when I have too much downtime I get into trouble.

- Craig Charles

Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.

- Craig Charles

Once journalists have been rifling through your dustbins, you do try and keep them at arms' length.

- Craig Charles