I'm thirty-six years old. I'm just getting started!
Marilyn MonroeRead
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
Interpretation
This quote highlights the irony of being recognized in timekeeping while never actually being punctual.
Marilyn Monroe's quote playfully reflects on the nature of time and punctuality. It suggests that while one may be aware of societal expectations related to time, such as being on a calendar, the reality of human behavior often diverges from these expectations, leading to a humorous acknowledgment of one's own lack of punctuality.
In practice
Sharing this quote at a casual meeting to lighten the mood about late arrivals.
I'm thirty-six years old. I'm just getting started!
I'm pretty, but not beautiful. _x000D_ I sin, but I'm not the devil. _x000D_ I'm good, but I'm not an angel.
My public is growing up just as I am. After all, I'm not 19 anymore and if I stick with the sex bit, who will be paying to see me when I'm 50?
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
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