I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable. - Jenny Eclair
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
- Jenny Eclair
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don'… - Jenny Eclair
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don'…
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
I am best viewed from a distance. - Jenny Eclair
I am best viewed from a distance.
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. - Jenny Eclair
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager. - Jenny Eclair
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. - Jenny Eclair
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, yo… - Jenny Eclair
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, yo…
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to h… - Jenny Eclair
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to h…
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