I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? - Jim Jefferies
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
- Jim Jefferies
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots. - Jim Jefferies
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead. - Jim Jefferies
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking. - Jim Jefferies
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person. - Jim Jefferies
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and … - Jim Jefferies
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and …
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. - Jim Jefferies
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
God built the world, but he did not know it was round. - Jim Jefferies
God built the world, but he did not know it was round.
I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group. - Jim Jefferies
I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.
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