Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

- Alan Brazil

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

- Alan Brazil

Clint Dempsey scored a last-minute winner to earn Tottenham a 1-1 draw against United.

- Alan Brazil

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot

- Alan Brazil

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

- Alan Brazil

There's a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday

- Alan Brazil

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

- Alan Brazil

In their last four Blackburn have lost 3-0, 3-1, 5-3 and 3-2. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out that's 12 goals conceded

- Alan Brazil

Spurs fans are feeling very boyish about the future

- Alan Brazil