What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women.
If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new… - Damien Lemon
If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new…
- Damien Lemon
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. - Damien Lemon
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.
I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8 p.m. He won't take you serious. - Damien Lemon
I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8 p.m. He won't take you serious.
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. - Damien Lemon
Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life. - Damien Lemon
Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life.
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