Improv is mostly what I've studied.

- Ellie Kemper

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

- Ellie Kemper

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is…

- Ellie Kemper

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

- Ellie Kemper

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

- Ellie Kemper

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

- Ellie Kemper

I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes.

- Ellie Kemper

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

- Ellie Kemper

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

- Ellie Kemper