I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

- Roscoe Arbuckle

I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.

- Roscoe Arbuckle

I have more folds than an origami convention.

- Roscoe Arbuckle

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

- Roscoe Arbuckle