I was in 27 Broadway plays, and three of them got the Pulitzer Prize.

- Dick Van Patten

People don't like to feed live mice and rats to their snakes. Now we have a regular meat food that they will eat. Ninety percent of the snakes will e…

- Dick Van Patten

The only honest reaction and true loyalty we get is from our animals. Once they're your friends, you can do no wrong.

- Dick Van Patten

I've probably had more jobs than any other actor living.

- Dick Van Patten

I was a child actor in radio, and there's not many of us left.

- Dick Van Patten

I've seen people that don't treat their animals well and yet their animals are still just as loving to them even though they're not treated that well…

- Dick Van Patten

To be hungry must be awful.

- Dick Van Patten

I appreciate Eight is Enough. It made me recognizable.

- Dick Van Patten

From the time I was 8 years old I was on almost every radio show there was.

- Dick Van Patten