I've been asked repeatedly what the 'key' to acting is, and as far as I'm concerned, the main thing is to keep the audience awake.

- Maureen Stapleton

I'd like to thank everyone I've met in my life.

- Maureen Stapleton

I do a job. I get paid. I go home.

- Maureen Stapleton

Statistically, it would be insanity to go into the theatre for money. According to the statistics, you should just stay home. The odds are just incre…

- Maureen Stapleton