I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.
If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up. - Barry Humphries
If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
- Barry Humphries
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother. - Barry Humphries
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit. - Barry Humphries
Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken. - Barry Humphries
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, … - Barry Humphries
I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, …
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. - Barry Humphries
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Barry Humphries
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia - Barry Humphries
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others. - Barry Humphries
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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