I've had two great years, probably five good years. So I had 20 years of just kind of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All these things. There's no way I'm ever going to catch up to the misery years. It's impossible... If I don't do anything dumb or I don't get a disease or something, and then I've got to five to eight years I think where it'll really be great and then it will start to degenerate like uranium, you know?
Everything is amazing and nobody is happy - Louis C. K.
Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
- Louis C. K.
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. - Louis C. K.
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. - Louis C. K.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't. - Louis C. K.
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president. - Louis C. K.
When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’ - Louis C. K.
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you - Louis C. K.
What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. - Louis C. K.
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.
The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import… - Louis C. K.
The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…
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