I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

- Ralph Klein

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves.

- Ralph Klein

I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to …

- Ralph Klein

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

- Ralph Klein

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.

- Ralph Klein