Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs. - Jerry Lawler
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
- Jerry Lawler
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. - Jerry Lawler
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. - Jerry Lawler
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. - Jerry Lawler
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! - Jerry Lawler
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist. - Jerry Lawler
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. - Jerry Lawler
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. - Jerry Lawler
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. - Jerry Lawler
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.
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