Don't start drinking before the fifth song.

- Terry Wogan

There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.

- Terry Wogan

Worried about a skin condition? Leap smartly into a bath of porridge.

- Terry Wogan

Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.

- Terry Wogan

But they're laughing at you. They're not laughing with you.

- Terry Wogan

Jamie Oliver's lunch is soup, half a papaya with lime, ciabatta with mozzarella and prosciutto. The dear boy is not sharing the same planet as the re…

- Terry Wogan

Sadly, I cant avoid being 75. Like many people of my age, we are all heading towards the grim reaper, and I am clinging on. I just to have to sharpen…

- Terry Wogan

Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? ... Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals.

- Terry Wogan

I suppose I should make a little apology to Cyndi - although I'm not taking the blame for this - because I was the one who did say Cyndi had won.

- Terry Wogan