How do you make yourself not like someone?

- Louise Rennison

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.

- Louise Rennison

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

- Louise Rennison

Love is a many trousered thing.

- Louise Rennison

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.

- Louise Rennison

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

- Louise Rennison

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

- Louise Rennison

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

- Louise Rennison

He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

- Louise Rennison