Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. - Roddy Piper
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
- Roddy Piper
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. - Roddy Piper
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. - Roddy Piper
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! - Roddy Piper
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. - Roddy Piper
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair. - Roddy Piper
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! - Roddy Piper
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! - Roddy Piper
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. - Roddy Piper
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
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